Questions and Lessons from the Land of the Query
There comes a
time in your writing life when its time to publish, to put your novel’s package
on paper. Think branding. Like Tide.
It was never
enough to write a book to sell. Now you have to sell the book you wrote. You
declined work, abstained from lunch, recommitted to caffeine. You discarded thoughts
of becoming the next Cheryl Sandberg or Strayed.
You wrote the shitty first draft, and shitty seconds and thirds, because your concept morphed over time. Think Frankenstein.
Or Play dough.
You chased
family from the house by steeping lapsang
souchong tea, which they claimed smelled like a tire fire. You closed the
door instead. You made practice runs five, six, seven times, to show and not tell.
Now, you’re tired,
and the biggest hurdle lies ahead.
You ask friends
in the writing world and they advise to query an agent. Publishers are busy. You’re
competing with bloggers who want a book in PRINT and celebrities who have celebrity
platforms. You connect instead through an agent. And with DSL speed, you can disseminate
queries with ease.
You learn it’s
not enough to write a well-developed query, a succinct synopsis, a comprehensive
outline, a long biography, and a short one. But your biography should include
your author platform, which should include your Facebook, Twitter, and social
media presence, which should include blogs you write and follow, and websites that
relate to your platform. The circular logic makes you want to give in.
In your platform,
you document how you have sold your soul, and how much is left for sale. The platform
proves a) you are qualified to write this book because you already did, b) you will
present well and not lapse into Pig Latin while giving a talk and c) you have
people, other than your mother and mothers-in-law, who will buy your book and
recommend it. Think influential, powerful, media. You’ve drunk bourbon with an
early morning reporter. She counts.
You evaluate Facebook
friends, email contacts and Twitter followers as potential promoters for your
book. But as you analyze the list, you find five names out of 327 that might
have influence and wonder why you are friends with the other 322. You think of
time saved no longer communicating with less influential types.
When you have
categorized life events into short
biography, or long, you follow
Twitter, Facebook and other social media for agent announcements and query contests.
You follow agents who post using #MSWL (Manuscript Wish List), so you read up
on hashtags. The second, you submit your 140-character pitch accepted only
during 9 – 5 Central Time, at 7 a.m., EST. You decline to bid for an agent with
proceeds going to a non-profit. You would like money dedicated to your interests,
which feeds your platform, which surely the agent should understand.
Everything you
say and do, including distinguishing yourself as a daily flosser, becomes your
platform.
But it’s not
enough to keep up with revisions, work in your field, teach writing, write
about writing or generate blog posts which feed the monster of the platform.
Now, you follow agents on Twitter, to learn what you already know. Make it shine. Make the first sentence
intriguing. Work harder, faster, better. You should be at work, not on
Twitter.
You begin
querying. You discover agents ask for queries in different formats, in
particular for online submissions. Place
title + genre in subject line. Wait, what is your genre? Romance + Women’s +
Book Club Fiction? Place title + word
count in subject line. Place last name of your grandmother’s first boyfriend in
subject line.
You research what
to submit. Query letter only. Query letter and synopsis. Query letter and three
chapters and short bio in body of email. Query letter plus synopsis plus first
twenty pages, but send as attachment, or send as attachment and double space
first fifty pages.
You note response
times. Four weeks. Only if it’s positive. Four to six weeks, but if you don’t
hear back, send a reminder. When Northeasterners have dug themselves out from
underneath the last winter storm. Opening Day. Whichever comes first.
The online process
is so different from printing and mailing a letter, where you review your package
one final time because your eyes are old.
You hit the send button THEN spot an error. Or you have
written, in a conclusion to one agent, what you said about another. Or the
agent asked for the first thirty pages and you sent the first twenty. You accept
the process is about attention to detail. But you used up your attention to
detail in the novel. You have no reserves. Ask the dog, whom you forgot to feed
in the morning.
But you admit, the
process has made your book stronger. Your novel is told in alternating
timelines and perspectives. You started with one POV, but after writing your
query, you saw the logic of beginning with the second POV, and switched the
order of the ENTIRE novel.
You worked on
the query and discovered what the heck the book is really about. Then you asked,
do I like the theme? If not, which do I change, the novel or the query? And, do
I have enough lapsang souchong?
Likewise, once
you created a synopsis, you noted some events stood out. You revised the novel
to reflect this. Or vice versa. You asked, how strong are the characters, how
would they respond to the query process?
You miss waiting
by the mailbox for rejection letters to line your office. Instead, you receive a brief reply easily
discarded by Gmail. Canned replies don’t offer the same incentive – you can’t
burn them later.
You used to have
brown-blonde hair, but you gave up on highlights. You hair is turning gray, in
time for your photograph, though no one asked for a photo in your author
platform.
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